Bonzer Wolf™ (bonzerwolf) wrote,
Bonzer Wolf™

Texas Knows Best

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a trail when a coyote
jumps out and starts to attack the dog:
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop;
the coyote is doing what is natural. 
#2. He Calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends
$200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it. 
#3. Animal control calls the Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing
it for diseases. 
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged. 
#5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of
dangerous animals. 

#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for
people who live in the area. 
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it. 
#8. Governor's security agent fired for not stopping the attack and
letting the Governor try to intervene. 

#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent. 
#10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote. 
The same thing happens in Texas: 

#1. Governor spent $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point,
shoots coyote, and he and his dog keep jogging.

Now you know why Texas is in better shape than California. The federal government does everything the "California" way.

Unfortunately, the feds have a seemingly unlimited capacity to borrow and print money, which is the only difference between the two. 

Tags: economy, politics, usa

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